Slay Two Orks

I slay two orks in the morning I slay two orks at night I slay two orks in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

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I slay two orks in the morning

I slay two orks at night

I slay two orks in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I slay two orks in time of peace, and two in time of war

I slay two orks before I slay two orks

And then I slay two more

Beat the ork ‘til the day he dies

Toke a big swing of some good windmilla

Hit the ork ‘til the day he dies!

Toke a big swing of some good windmilla

Waldmar, were ye ever caught by their blade? Hell no!

Daddy, he once told me, “Son, you be a peaceful man”

And Momma, she once told, “Son, you do the best you can”

But then one day, I met a man who came to me and said:

Peace is good and peace is fine, but first bring me those orcish heads­

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Die Tonqualität ist meh, aber dafür hab ich's in wenigen Minuten und in meinem kleinen, hallenden Zimmer aufnehmen können.