Vampirclans und ihre Probleme

  • Nun aber ein letztes:

    Reporter und Tremere (englische Fassung)
    Reporter: You are err... immortal ?
    Gregorius: I am undead.
    Reporter: A zombie ? A ghoul ? he he he
    Gregorius: More than that. A vampire.
    Reporter: Aha. Interesting. What is it to be a vampire ?
    Gregorius: First fascinating, then. depressing with time.
    Reporter: Why so ?
    Gregorius: You experience that you have changed, but not the cruel world around you.
    Reporter: You, a creature that kills human beeings, speak of cruelty ?
    Gregorius: In vienna it is forbidden to hunt. We don\'t kill our cattle like your kind does. We don\'t spoil ressources.
    Reporter: So you are not an evil race ?
    Gregorius: What race is more evil ? A race thet feeds from blood or a race that kills each other for profit ?
    Reporter: Good point. Do you have a leader or something ? A king ?
    Gregorius: The leader of our clan is Tremere. 7 Clans are in the Camarilla.
    Reporter: The Camarilla ?
    Gregorius: A conglomerat of 7 clans, holding up the masquerade.
    Reporter: Clans ? Masquerade ?
    Gregorius: There are 7 clans in the Camarilla. We are the Tremere, the warlocks, the witches, the magi. The Nosferatu are traders of information and disfigured. A damned curse in their blood. The Brujah are a kind of warriors, maybe punks. Brutal but effective in battle. The Gangrel are in favor of nature and animals. They even have contacts to werewolves. The Ventrue are nobles, businessmen. Well ... snobs in a certain kind of way. The Toreador are the artists. Nice to look at but ...
    The Malkavian are a couple of madman. Their insanity gives them great insights ... sometimes.
    Reporter: What criterias are made to create new vampires ?
    Gregorius: A good question. Sometimes I doubt the sanity of some old ones.
    Reporter: Sarcasm ? Cynism even ? He he he !
    Gregorius: I\'m getting old. I have the right to be a cynik !
    Reporter: What annoys you ?
    Gregorius: In old times we Tremere were feared, because of our powers. The younger ones are more and more like the Toreador.
    Fashion, fashion, fashion ! They dress up like long before they were created.
    Reporter: Gothics ?
    Gregorius: What ? This fashion has gotten a name already ? If I ever meet the founder of it I will tear his larynx out of his throught !
    Reporter: No sense for fashion ? Are you old fashioned ? *grins*
    Gregorius: Me ? I\'m not that old to be old fashioned ! Lord Seichenfels is much more extreme ! He hates hi-tech. He forbade the usuage of handies in his chamber.
    Reporter: So what is so wrong about some vogue ?
    Gregorius: This young neonates have no more sense for tradition ! They should concentrate on theit mystical studies instead. The knowledge of the young ones is unbeerable !
    Reporter: Are you ever satisfied ?
    Gregorius: Never !
    Reporter: And the older ones ?
    Gregorius: Never ! Well, more satisfied than me. Lord Seichenfels was very pleased when we have chased away the *whispers:* Giovanni * speaks normal again* the last time. He doesn\'t like to hear this name.
    Reporter: Who are the Giovanni ? *A invisible force throws the reporter towards the next wall.* Ahhhhhh !
    Gregorius: I told you. Don\'t mention this name. He can hear you. *grins*
    Reporter: Who else is important ?
    Gregorius: Tremere our clan-founder and Etrius who protectes him, when the amster sleeps. Lugosi our primogen, arrogant in a certain way and disliked because of it. Ramirez my sire. He is polite like me. Sometimes I think we are the only Tremere the other vampires want to talk to he he he. Lady Sophie, the secratary of Lord Seichenfels. She manipulates the immortals with th weapons of a woman he he he
    Reporter: Interesting ... and the masquerade ?
    Gregorius: We try to keep our identity secret, so that the humans don\'t get \"nervous\" like they use to.
    Reporter: What do you mean with that ?
    Gregorius: Humans destroy what they do not understand. Magicians were burned, nature is exploited and so on.
    Reporter: So if you tell me all this, don\'t you break the masquerade ? I can tell it everybody.
    Gregorius: You do not expect to get out of here, don\'t you ?
    Reporter: Errrr ... what *gulp* do you mean with that ?
    Gregorius:You do not think you drank vine hmmm ?
    Reporter: errr ... what ? This isn\'t ... ? No, it is ... ?
    Gregorius: Yes.
    Reporter: errrr ...
    Gregorius: You drank my blood. I magically changed it\'s taste so you thought it was vine.
    Reporter: What ????
    Gregorius: Welcome as a slave the Tremere, my new ghoul. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !


    Nun hab ich leider kene mehr :(
    solltet ihr welche finden wär ich dankbar ^^

  • Die Dinger sinde cht gut, auch wenn ich leider nicht allzuviel Ahnung von Vampire hab. :D

    Sage nicht alles, was du weißt, aber wisse alles, was du sagst. (Matthias Claudius)

  • Mal was zu \"Mage: the Assension\", ein 100x besseres Spiel ;) :P

    How does a Jumbo Jet Fly?

    Order of Hermes: The Preflight Checklist Ritual must be chanted, the correct Symbols must be indicated by Gesture, and the correct Numerological Readings must be made, and the Multiple Mandallas must be spun.

    Akashic Brotherhood: By means of meditative ritual and the spinning of prayer wheels the correct mental attitude must be maintained by the pilots.

    Verbena: The burning sacrifice of the blood of the Earth which is the refined essence of Ancient Creatures, combined with the Sympathetic
    depiction of a Symbolised bird-shape.

    Celestial Chorus: The One is Merciful.
    (How many passengers and crew offer up prayers at take-off? More than might admit it.)

    Dreamspeakers: It is carried aloft by the great howling Technobane spirits
    beneath it\'s wings. The Spirits of the air are fooled by it\'s disguise of a
    great bird.

    Son of Ether: Of course everyone knows how a turbojet works, but most don\'t realise the gravity-nullifying effect of multiple spinning objects,
    which would be significant in a jet that size. I\'m working on one now which
    would have the same effect when spun by magnetic fields. Now if only I can come up with a material strong enough to withstand 5.3 x 10E7 rpm...

    Hollow One: Who cares? They just do.

    Virtual Adepts: the wings and motors of course, but the complex patterns in space formed by the internal circuitry and software can allow it to
    manifest in cyberspace too.

    Cult of Ecstasy: The pilot\'s high on caffeine, the engineer is high on
    avgas fumes, the attendants are high on dope, and the passengers are high on alcohol. Who needs wings?

    Euthanatos: The Entropy of the device is decreased temporarily at the cost
    of more rapidly increasing Universal Entropy. This is an unstable situation. However sometimes it stabilises unexpectedly, sending another three hundred souls one step closer to Ascension.

    (This is a humourous excersize in understanding how each Mage Tradition
    thinks. Any further suggestions or examples would be welcome.)

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    Sinjoor Elegast Vandervenga, ehem. Kuslik-Galahan
    Oberst des Ordens des zweifach geheiligten Famerlors.

    DVD-Profiler

  • recht amüsant....

    woher kommen eigentlich die geschichten? Gibt es dazu irgendeine Zeitung oder Comicstrip?

  • Internet lässt grüssen (schon wieder mal ;) )
    Wo die deutschen Dinger herkommen? KA. Ich kenn bloss die Englischen und würd gern wissen ob\'s die Deutschen auch auf Englisch gibt.

    Und vor Allem: wieso gibt\'s so wenig Mage-Witze?

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    Sinjoor Elegast Vandervenga, ehem. Kuslik-Galahan
    Oberst des Ordens des zweifach geheiligten Famerlors.

    DVD-Profiler

  • Hab ich auf einer Fanseite gefunden *g* Es gibt noch mehr. Beim Schreiber&Feder Verlag (Buch Nod) gibts im Forum seitenweise davon! Alles deutsche Übersetzungen. Die englischen hab ich leider nicht entschuldigung ^^

  • Zitat

    Beim Schreiber&Feder Verlag (Buch Nod) gibts im Forum seitenweise davon!


    Wo denn wo denn???
    Oder meinste \"Feder und Schwert\"?

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    Sinjoor Elegast Vandervenga, ehem. Kuslik-Galahan
    Oberst des Ordens des zweifach geheiligten Famerlors.

    DVD-Profiler

  • Bis auf die letzten beiden Post hat mir das alles hier gefallen

    okay, könnte auch daran liegen, dass ich mich im groll und im ärger vom F&S Forum getrennt hab


    Mordekay
    Clan der Nacht

  • Ich grab den hier einfach mal wieder aus, um ein paar hübsche Bildchen hier einzufügen:
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    The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone and I must follow, if I can,...